Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.6.2.14 $; site umn-cs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!whuxl!houxm!ihnp4!stolaf!umn-cs!herndon From: herndon@umn-cs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Canonical No Arms/Legs Collection Message-ID: <1100008@umn-cs.UUCP> Date: Sun, 9-Jun-85 02:10:00 EDT Article-I.D.: umn-cs.1100008 Posted: Sun Jun 9 02:10:00 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 23-Jun-85 00:50:46 EDT Lines: 132 Nf-ID: #N:umn-cs:1100008:000:4005 Nf-From: umn-cs!herndon Jun 9 01:10:00 1985 ["I am not provable."] The Canonical No Arms & No Legs Riddles Collection. With Apologies to everyone I've stolen them from. 1. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at a BBQ?---Frank 2. A guy with no arms and no legs waterskiing?---Skip 3. A guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?---Russel 4. A guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?---Matt 5. A guy with no arms and no legs on your wall?---Art 6. A guy with no arms and no legs but a good swimmer?---Bob 7. A guy with no arms and no legs laying in a hole?---Phil 8. A guy with no arms and no legs under a car?---Jack 9. A guy with no arms and no legs in the bathroom?---John 10. A british guy with no arms and no legs in the bathroom?---Lou 11. A guy with no arms and no legs in the mail?---Bill 12. A guy with no arms and no legs on a stage?---Mike 13. A guy with no arms and no legs in a forest?---Glen 14. A guy with no arms and no legs in a spa?---Jim 15. A guy with no arms and no legs buried in the garden?---Pete 16. A guy with no arms and no legs in a pot?---Stu 17. A guy with no arms and no legs who never loses a fight?---Victor 18. A guy with no arms and no legs stuffed in a box wrapped in cellophane?---Kit 19. A guy with no arms and no legs in the hospital?---Ward 20. A guy with no arms and no legs at the dentist?---Cary 21. A guy with no arms and no legs stuck on a wall?---Mark 22. A guy with no arms and no legs out in the rain?---Mac 23. A guy with no arms and no legs in an attorney's safe?---Will 24. A guy with no arms and no legs who is safe from the wind?---Lee 25. A guy with no arms and no legs floating downstream?---Milt 26. A dangerous guy with no arms and no legs?---Cliff 27. A guy with no arms and no legs hiding in a liquor store?---Andre 28. A guy with no arms and no legs out in the driveway?---Ford 29. A dull guy with no arms and no legs?---Nick 30. A guy with no arms and no legs out swimming in the lake?---Doc 31. A guy with no arms and no legs being carried by a woman?---Percy 1. A woman with one leg shorter than the other?---Eileen 2. An oriental woman with one leg shorter than the other?---Irene 3. A woman with no arms and no legs in court?---Sue 4. A woman with no arms and no legs in a gorge?---Bridgette 5. A woman with no arms and no legs at a BBQ?---Patty 6. A woman with no arms and no legs who never leaves a sentence hanging?---Dot 7. Two women with no arms and no legs out in the Garden?---Rose, Lilly 8. A woman with four legs out in the stable?---Jenny 9. A woman with no arms and no legs at the beach?---Sandy 10. A woman with no arms and no legs being eaten in the kitchen?---Cookie 11. Four women with no arms and no legs on vacation 11 months a year?---Jan, June, April, May 12. A woman with no arms and no legs out in the orchard?---Cherry 13. A woman with no arms and no legs out in a field?---Brooke 14. A woman with six arms and legs out in a field?---Bee 15. A woman with no arms and no legs stuffed in a box wrapped in cellophane? ---Candy 16. Two women with no arms and no legs hiding in a liquor store?---Sherry, Gin 17. A woman with no arms and no legs visiting a justice of the peace?---Mary 18. A woman with no arms and no legs up early every morning?---Dawn 19. A woman with no arms and no legs in a monastery?---Abby 20. A woman with no arms and no legs out in bad weather?---Gail 21. A euphoric woman with no arms and no legs?---Joy 22. A woman with no arms and no legs out at Christmas?---Carol 23. A woman with no arms and no legs who never lets go?---Barb 24. A woman with no arms and no legs swimming in the harbor?---Kay (look up Quay) 25. A biochemist with no arms and no legs?---Jean 1. What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs, but who are good swimmers?---Swimming trunks. 2. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays five instruments at once?---Stump the band.