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From: dave@fluke.UUCP (Dave Van Ess)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Humor ala Kernighan
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Date: Wed, 19-Jun-85 12:33:47 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 19 12:33:47 1985
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Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA
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I'm not sure if this was done before but I have collected of bunch of
humorous C declarations and statements. If you have any to add, please do so.
I would like to thank Kurt Guntheroth for his contributions to this list.
It will be forgotten.

					Dave Van Ess
					John Flkue Mfg Co
					Everett WA


Here it goes ( many, many line feeds )


Humor ala Kernighan

	char broiled;
	char package;

	short changed;
	short sheet;
	short circuit;
	short story;
	short stuff;
	short break; /* compiler bombs on this */

	unsigned original;

	long underwear;
	long johns;
	long jump;
	long overdue;
	long walk; (short pier;)
	long fellow;

	double trouble;
	double dribble;
	double bubble_bubblegum;
	douple dip;
	douple serving;


	auto mobile;

	static electricity;

	register to_vote;

	union pacific_railroad;

	unsigned short story;


	switch ( engine; )

	case worker:
	case of_beer: