Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site mako.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!tektronix!orca!mako!jans From: jans@mako.UUCP (Jan Steinman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Backfired Putdown Message-ID: <835@mako.UUCP> Date: Wed, 19-Jun-85 17:42:49 EDT Article-I.D.: mako.835 Posted: Wed Jun 19 17:42:49 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 23-Jun-85 01:44:21 EDT Reply-To: jans@mako.UUCP (Jan Steinman) Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR Lines: 14 A middle-aged man came home from work to find his wife standing naked in front of the bedroom mirror, holding her breasts. "I went to the gynecologist today," she said, "and she told me I have the breasts of a 20 year-old woman." "What did she say about your 40 year-old ass?" the husband retorted. "Why, she didn't have a thing to say about you!" she sweetly replied. (Oh, well, guess my compile is done. Back to it!) -- :::::: Jan Steinman Box 1000, MS 61-161 (w)503/685-2843 :::::: :::::: tektronix!tekecs!jans Wilsonville, OR 97070 (h)503/657-7703 ::::::