Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site luke.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!tektronix!hplabs!oliveb!bene!luke!sml From: sml@luke.UUCP (Steven List) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to Texans, Blacks (rot13) Message-ID: <231@luke.UUCP> Date: Mon, 17-Jun-85 14:13:41 EDT Article-I.D.: luke.231 Posted: Mon Jun 17 14:13:41 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 23-Jun-85 01:47:06 EDT Reply-To: sml@luke.UUCP (Steven List) Organization: Uncle Bene's Farm Lines: 102 Gur sbyybjvat ner pbhegrfl bs zl sngure-va-ynj (ur'f n qbpgbe, naq nccneragyl nyy gurl qb va fhetrel vf gryy wbxrf!): ---------------------------------------------------------- Vg frrzf gung gurer jnf guvf hahfhnyyl ynetr pbzchgre fnyrfzna sebz Grknf jub jnf nggraqvat n frzvane va gur Obfgba nern. Qhevat gur pbhefr bs bar frffvba ur fhqqrayl tnttrq, pbhturq, naq sryy bire (znxvat n fbhaq inthryl erzvafprag bs gur snyyvat bs n erqjbbq). Vg jnf vafgnagyl nccnerag gb nyy nebhaq gung ur jnf qrnq (ur jnf dhvrg sbe zber guna guvegl frpbaqf, nsgre nyy). Gur ynetr tragyrzna'f obql jnf cvpxrq hc ol n ybpny zbeghnel, naq oebhtug gb gurve cercnengvba nern. Hcba rknzvangvba, gur zbegvpvna ernyvmrq gung gurer jnf abg n pnfxrg va gur jubyr bs gur Abegurnfgrea Havgrq Fgngrf ynetr rabhtu gb pbagnva gur pnqnire. Orvat pyrire, gur zbegvpvna pnyyrq na nffbpvngr bs uvf va Qnyynf gb nfx sbe nffvfgnapr. Nsgre rkcynvavat gur ceboyrz, gur Obfgbavna nfxrq uvf nffbpvngr vs ur pbhyq fhttrfg n fbyhgvba. Gur nffbpvngr ercyvrq "V'yy syl hc vzzrqvngryl - gurer'f ab ceboyrz jr pna'g unaqyr!". Jura gur tragyrzna sebz Qnyynf neevirq, ur nfxrq gb or gnxra vzzrqvngryl gb gur pbecfr. Ur jnyxrq nebhaq vg frireny gvzrf, ybbxrq bire gur ninvynoyr pnfxrgf, naq... < n jubyr ohapu bs fhfcrafrshy juvgr fcnpr > tnir uvz na rarzn naq ohevrq uvz va n fubrobk. ----------------------------------------------------------- Naq gura, gurer vf gur snzbhf vapvqrag gung bppheerq va n fbhgurea jbex snez (nxn cevfba pnzc). Vg frrzf gung gurer jrer frireny cbbe, bccerffrq oynpxf jbexvat ba n ebnq tnat. Bar fnlf gb nabgure "Ubjf pbzr jr'f qbja urnu ntehagva' naq nfjrngva' naq gung gurnu sbuzna vf nfvggva' hc gurnu nfzbxva' naq pbbyva' va gur funqr?", gb juvpu gur bgure ercyvrf "Jrnyy, nu qba' enugyl xabj. Junu qba' lb nfg uvz?". Gur svefg, orvat abar gbb oevyyvnag, guvaxf guvf n jbaqreshy vqrn naq pyvzof hc gb gur sberzna (jub vf vaqrrq fvggvat va gur funqr fzbxvat naq erynkvat). Bhe ureb nfxf gur sberzna jul gur sberzna vf univat fhpu n svar gvzr bs vg naq gur cbbe oynpxf ner fhssrevat fb. Gur sberzna fnlf "Oenvaf!". Gur oynpx, orvat fbzrjung nqqyrq sebz nyy uvf gvzr va gur fha, fnlf "Uhau?". Gur sberzna fnlf "Pbzr binu urnu naq nu'yy rfcynva.", naq yrnqf gur hasbeghangr oynpx bire gb n oevpx jnyy. Gur sberzna ubyqf hc uvf unaq ntnvafg gur oevpx jnyy naq fnlf "Abj Nu jnag lbu gb uvg znu unaq whfg nf unuq nf lb pna. Qba' jbeel abar, lb jba' or chavfurq be abguva'". Jvgu guvf, gur oynpx unhyf bss naq qryviref gur shyyrfg, ebhaqrfg ebhaqubhfr chapu bs juvpu ur vf pncnoyr. Ng gur irel ynfg vafgnag, gur sberzna (orvat arvgure fghcvq abe pbzcnffvbangr) erzbirf uvf unaq. Gur oynpx, arrqyrff gb fnl, qrfgeblf uvf unaq naq pbyyncfrf ba gur tebhaq va ntbal. Abg gb ybfr bhg ba gur freivprf bs bar bs uvf ynoberef, gur sberzna unf gur sryybj'f unaq frg, onaqntrq, naq qehttrq. Jura ur vf fhssvpvragyl erpbirerq, gur oynpx vf frag onpx bhg gb jbex ba gur ebnq. Ur anghenyyl rabhtu rapbhagref uvf sryybjf (jurer gurl tbaan tb?). Gurer, uvf puhz nfxf uvz "Jrnyy, jung qvq ur fnl?". Gur vawherq sryybj ercyvrf "Oenvaf!". Uvf puhz, orvat rqhpngrq va gur fnzr fpubby, fnlf "Uhau?". Gur vawherq sryybj qrzbafgengrf - ur ubyqf uvf unaq hc va sebag bs uvf snpr naq fnlf "Uvg znu unaq..." ----------------------------------------------------------- [ Guvf ynfg bar unf znqr gur ebhaqf bs zl snzvyl - vg gbb fgnegrq jvgu zl sngure-va-ynj ] Vg frrzf gung gurer jnf guvf Zbvy (sbe nyy lbh tblvz va gur nhqvrapr, gung'f n Wrjvfu tragyrzra jub cresbezf n Oevf [pvephzpvfvba]) jub nccyvrq ng gur cngrag bssvpr gb bognva n cngrag (erqhaqnag? fb jung). Gur pyrex ng gur bssvpr nfxf uvz gb svyy bhg n sbez qrfpevovat uvf vairagvba. Gur qrfpevcgvba bs gur vgrz vf "rkcnaqnoyr jnyyrg". Gur pyrex, hcba rknzvavat gur sbez, nfxf jung vf havdhr nobhg gur jnyyrg gung jbhyq dhnyvsl vg sbe n cngrag. Gur Zbvy cngvragyl rkcynvaf gung gur jnyyrg vf znqr sebz gur sberfxvaf bs onol oblf, naq... < urer jr tb ntnva > jura lbh eho vg vg gheaf vagb n fgrnzre gehax. ----------------------------------------------------------- Naq svanyyl, na bevtvany (lrf, V nqzvg V znqr guvf bar hc) Jr jrer fb cbbe gung jr yvfgrarq gb Ebqarl Qnatresvryq erpbeqf sbe ragregnvazrag.