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From: ph28kc@sdcc12.UUCP (ph28kc)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: re: Syno-phrases
Message-ID: <384@sdcc12.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 20-Jun-85 16:58:19 EDT
Article-I.D.: sdcc12.384
Posted: Thu Jun 20 16:58:19 1985
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References: <31@NCSUVM>
Organization: U.C. San Diego, Academic Computer Center
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In article <31@NCSUVM>, ALAN@NCSUVM.BITNET writes:
> 
> > > >   His elavator doesn't make it to the top floor.
> > >         The lights are on but nobodys home.
> >       He's a few bricks shy of a load.
>         He's a few Kegs short of a six-pack.

I don't know how you fit even *one* keg ( standard 1/2 kegs hold
15.5 gallons ) into a six pack carton.
Anyways, I got this one from Henry Miller's _Tropic_of_Capricorn_:

She was minus so many buttons ...


						Ken Cluff

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