Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site aecom.UUCP
Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!linus!philabs!aecom!werner
From: werner@aecom.UUCP (Craig Werner)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Deniece and Denephew.
Message-ID: <1764@aecom.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 21-Jun-85 01:36:27 EDT
Article-I.D.: aecom.1764
Posted: Fri Jun 21 01:36:27 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 23-Jun-85 02:26:35 EDT
References: <10017@rochester.UUCP> <190@ubvax.UUCP> <652@bbnccv.UUCP> <1481@sdcc7.UUCP> <2551@randvax.UUCP>
Organization: Albert Einstein Coll. of Med., NY
Lines: 16


	The joke about the uncle naming his sister's twins Deniece and 
Denephew reminds me of the following TRUE story. Yes, it is REAL.

	My mother (who was a schoolteacher) once had a male student whose
name was pronounced "Molly."   She didn't make much of it until she found
that he had a sister whose name was pronounced, "Fimolly."  These names
were spelled however, "Male" and "Female."

	(The current theory is that the mother of these two children named
them off the wrist bracelet that the hospital put on.)

-- 
				Craig Werner
				!philabs!aecom!werner
		"The world is just a straight man for you sometimes"