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From: mae@weitek.UUCP (Mike Ekberg)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: First a story, then a joke
Message-ID: <229@weitek.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 18-Jun-85 21:53:08 EDT
Article-I.D.: weitek.229
Posted: Tue Jun 18 21:53:08 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 23-Jun-85 11:46:54 EDT
Organization: Weitek Corp. Sunnyvale Ca.
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Keywords: airplanes

This is true story. A consultant I know was travelling with a friend. This
friend claimed that he could tell a joke on any subject. The consultant
thought for a bit and mentioned a word. This was the joke the friend
immediately told:

A father one day noticed that his son was coming of age. He decides to take 
his son into town to learn the facts of life from a skilled women. The ride
into town from the Australian outback and tie up at the local cathouse.

The father send his son upstairs. When the son is alone with the lady, she
takes off her skirt. The son picks up a chair and throws it out the window.
The lady thinks this is a bit odd, but she takes off her shirt. The son throws
a lamp out the window. The woman removes her bra, the son tosses the table. 
Finally, the women removes her shorts; the son tosses the bed out the window.

The lady can no longer contain her curiosity; she exclaims," What in the heck
are you doing?".

The son explains," Well, if this is anything like kangaroos, we're going 
to need an awful lot of room!" 

By the way, the word chosen by the consultant was kangaroo.