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From: adams@plx.UUCP (Robert Adams)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: At the ice cream shop..
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Date: Fri, 21-Jun-85 20:17:30 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun 21 20:17:30 1985
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This joke was told to me this morning by my 12 year old daughter
(they grow up so quickly these days):

A person walks into an ice cream shop and says:
Customer: May I have a scoop of chocolate on a sugar cone?
  Server: I'm sorry but we do not have any chocolate today.
Customer: Well than, could I have a scoop of chocolate on a plain cone?
  Server: I'm sorry, but we don't have any chocolate.
Customer: Hummm... Well, could I have a scoop of chocolate in a cup?
  Server: Listen. Can you spell the "van" in "vanilla"?
Customer: Yes: "v", "a", "n".
  Server: Can you spell the "straw" in "strawberry"?
Customer: Sure: "s", "t", "r", "a", "w".
  Server: Can you spell the "fuck" in "chocolate"?
Customer: There is no "fuck" in "chocolate.
  Server: That's what I've been trying to tell you! There is
          no fuckin' chocolate!

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   ..!{decvax,ucbvax}!sun!plx!adams             -- Robert Adams