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From: jay@npois.UUCP (Anton Winteroak)
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Subject: answers to snide comments
Message-ID: <336@npois.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 6-Jun-85 11:41:48 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun  6 11:41:48 1985
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	There are a number of ways to handle snide comments during
sex. Of course the first one that comes to mind is to take it personnally,
and get dressed and leave, but I think there are better ways. for example...

	"Hee hee, It looks just like a penis, only smaller!"
	"Oh, are you starting to have second thoughts?"

or	"Are you finished yet?"
	"If you are getting dry already, we can do something about it."

or 	"Are you finished already?"
	"Yes, and it was very nice."

or 	"Is it in yet?"
	(If no) "Oh my God, are you a virgin?"
	(If yes which ever is appropriate of the following)
		"I think so, but you are so wet it's hard to tell."
		"If I am, you have the most stretched vagina I've
		   ever seen."
		"A little, but it's hard to reach the way you are
		   holding your legs."
		"You shouldn't tease me, my sweet. I like women as
		   tight as you."