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From: rich@sdcc12.UUCP (rich)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: Opening Lines
Message-ID: <355@sdcc12.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 8-Jun-85 23:33:33 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jun  8 23:33:33 1985
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In article <5894@ucla-cs.ARPA> alex@ucla-cs.UUCP (Alex Quilici) writes:
>Keywords:
>
>All this talk about when one knows a relationship is over
>has gotten me really depressed.  Let's change the subject
>and discuss starting relationships.  Specifically: what's the best line
>you've ever used or had used on you?  If the line only worked because
>of the situation, mention that too.
>
>I'd start this discussion, but if I knew good lines I
>wouldn't be asking, right?  :-)
>
>Alex

 No one out there will ever believe this one, but it was GREAT!!!!

 It does need some backround though...

 In 11th grade I was on a long (500mi) school bus trip. In the
 nineth hour of this journey I was quite fidgety so i promptly
 started walking across the the tops of the seats. I then saw a
 freind of mine making out with this very appealing young lady,
 so i decided to say hello. They were in the back seat so i climbed
 from seat to seat and sat myself on the shelf above them. They
 both sat up and my feet were hanging over and just bellow her
 shoulders. She look up at  me and in doing so in noticed her
 "shapely" upper body. She said "Can i help you." , in a rather
 bothered tone. I responded with,


 " Yes, I was just wondering if I could fondle your breasts with my
    toes"

    It was the best line I have ever used . By the end of the
    weekend we were inseparable....


    may it happen again someday Though people my age no longer
    put up with my *hit. Have a good day.

    -rich