Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ucla-cs.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!epsilon!zeta!sabre!bellcore!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!trwrb!trwrba!cepu!ucla-cs!holts From: holts@ucla-cs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Re: Opening Lines Warning: WILL be offensive to some Message-ID: <5928@ucla-cs.ARPA> Date: Sun, 9-Jun-85 14:45:43 EDT Article-I.D.: ucla-cs.5928 Posted: Sun Jun 9 14:45:43 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 14-Jun-85 00:04:47 EDT References: <5894@ucla-cs.ARPA> Reply-To: holts@ucla-cs.UUCP (Steven Holtsberg) Distribution: net Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department Lines: 13 Summary: In article <5894@ucla-cs.ARPA> alex@ucla-cs.UUCP (Alex Quilici) writes: >what's the best line you've ever used or had used on you? The most unusual opening line I've ever heard was used in the movie "Portnoy's Complaint". Portnoy (whose first name happened to be Alex :-)), saw a beautifil Karen Black somewhere around 42nd St. and Broadway, in Manhattan. When "How about a drink?" didn't work, he said something like "OK, how about- I'd like to eat your pussy?". It worked. Now, the Karen Black characeter turned out to be a nympho, but if that's what you're looking for, ... Please no flames, I gave a warning!