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From: ec120bgt@sdcc7.UUCP (ANDREW VARE)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: Opening Lines
Message-ID: <1478@sdcc7.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 11-Jun-85 12:23:48 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jun 11 12:23:48 1985
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Keywords: Etchings, One night stands, etc...

In article <371@osu-eddie.UUCP>, beslove@osu-eddie.UUCP (Adam Beslove) writes:
> I was alone in my dorm room studying math a girl from my class, and she
> gave me this classic:
> 
> 	"Why don't we just turn out the lights and fuck?"
> 
> 	"Want to come over to my place and see my dog?"
> 
> >>>>Adam Beslove    (c)1985     (aka Odious Verity)

another which I've used (to no avail) has been:



	"wanna play frisbee down at Black's beach?" (clothing
	optional there!)

	or 
	"hey baby, what's your hurry?
	relax-don't you worry,
	We're gonna fall IN LOOOOOVVVVVVE!"

	"Want to play with my pet Iguana?"

all it takes is some imagination, people...

atv