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From: js2j@mhuxt.UUCP (sonntag)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: Opening Lines
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Date: Thu, 13-Jun-85 13:52:10 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun 13 13:52:10 1985
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     I don't know how good this line is, but it worked for me.  When I
met my current SO, we spent about ten minutes on opposite sides of a 
rather large and loud conversation staring into each other's eyes.  
When we finally got a chance to talk to each other, I really didn't
know *how* to tell her that it was lust at first sight (and I probably
wouldn't have had the guts if it wasn't obvious that she was similarly
afflicted), so I tried:
    "So, which end of the tube do you squeeze the toothpaste from?"

    It turned out to be the wrong end, but I guess we'll find a way
around that problem.  This was about four months ago, and she's moving
in this weekend.

    "Life is good." - I said that.
-- 
Jeff Sonntag
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    "It's a hard rain a-gonna fall." - Dylan