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From: carnes@gargoyle.UChicago.UUCP (Richard Carnes)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: Opening Lines
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Date: Tue, 18-Jun-85 11:15:43 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jun 18 11:15:43 1985
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>An artist I used to know used the following line:
>
>"Hi!  Want to screw?"

This reminds me of the Lenny Bruce Technique for Getting Women Into
Bed:

*****

Lenny to current SO:  HEY WHAT'S-YER-NAME!!  YA WANNA SCREW?!?!?!

She:  Not so fast, Lenny.  With me, it has to mean something.

Lenny:  IT ***FEELS*** GOOD!!!  DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YA?!?!

*****

But I can't say I've have much luck with this approach.

--Richard Carnes