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From: ryan@fremen.DEC (Mike Ryan	DTN 264-8280 MK01-2/H32)
Newsgroups: net.sport.baseball
Subject: Real Baseball Fans
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Date: Tue, 18-Jun-85 14:04:15 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jun 18 14:04:15 1985
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Real Baseball Fans complain loudly about cold hot dogs for $1.30 and 
	warm beer for $1.60.
Real Baseball Fans shell out more money on cold hot dogs and warm beer
	during a game than a front-row box seat would cost.
Real Baseball Fans don't vote for the All-Star teams.
Real Baseball Fans love Real Baseball Parks (Fenway, Wrigley).
Real Baseball Fans believe God intended baseball to be played in open air and
	bright sunshine on real grass.
Real Baseball Fans do NOT participate in the Wave.
Real Baseball Fans can relieve themselves and buy a beer in (exactly) the
	time it takes for a relief pitcher to come in and complete his
	practice throws.
Real Baseball Fans take in every pitch, except when too busy arguing whether
	the last play was a hit or an error.

Mike Ryan
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