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From: kek@hoxna.UUCP ( K. E. Kepple)
Newsgroups: net.startrek
Subject: Re: Girlfriends
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Date: Wed, 19-Jun-85 20:42:27 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 19 20:42:27 1985
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> OKAY --

> How many of Kirk's former girlfriends can you name -- both seen
> and unseen 

> ex:  Ruth in Shore Leave
>      The little blond lab assistant in Where No Man Has Gone Before

> I'd be happey to compile the list of Jim's "conquests"

I'd be HAPPEY to try!  [ ;-) ]

Yes! Our leader Kirk is a busy one, isn't he?  He frequently seems to
become involved with the female cast! It's strange that the long voyages
seem to affect him more than the others (although Scotty, McCoy and even
Spock have had their flings too - another trivia question?). Maybe he
pulls rank on them. :-)

I can think of a few of Kirk's amorous adventures:

   In TURNABOUT INTRUDER, he suffers the revenge of an old lover he left
   to pursue his career when she swaps places with him. (Dr. Janice Lester).
   She wasn't his type anyway!

   In THE PARADISE SYNDROME, he is married to one of the native women. When
   folks learn he isn't the leader they thought, Kirk is banished and his
   pregnant wife is stoned to death. Don't remember her name. Looked
   good in skins!

   In ELAAN OF TROYIUS, Kirk falls under the spell of the Doleman and it
   seems it is up to the captain to tend to her personal comforts. Anything
   to promote good will among planets, eh?

   In GAMESTERS OF TRISKELION, Kirk becomes very attached to his mentor
   who just happens to be a ravishing blonde Thrallian female. I don't
   remember the name, but she wore an exquisite silvery outfit that didn't
   leave a lot to the imagination. However, she was pretty good with the
   spear in the arena!

   Rayna, the android, made things hard on him in REQUIEM FOR METHUSALAH
   until he found out her secret! Was that a "conquest"? As I recall, she
   was a real bombshell!

   MARK OF GIDEON: Kirk is trapped on fake Enterprise with a girl. His
   unknown assignment is to spread germs. I assume he came through! (Name?).
   Poor lass may have died from interplanetary gonorrhea!

   In BREAD AND CIRCUSES, Kirk's captor provides him with female companionship
   for what was to be his last night. There are no records of her filing
   any complaints! Capt'n Kirk wouldn't let her down!

   In WINK OF AN EYE, he gets it on with the female Scalasian leader. Don't
   remember her name, but boy was she fast! Take it easy on the ol'e Capt'n.

   Seems that he also had eyes for the lady who ran the shelter (soup kitchen)
   in THE CITY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER. Name escapes me, but played by a
   very beautiful Ms. Collins.

   In THE NAKED TIME, our hero mourns for the beautiful blonde (Yoeman?)....
   "...and no beach to walk on". May have been more wishful thinking than
   a real conquest. She was NICE!


I'm sure there are some more. It's obvious I'm not big on names. Please help!

Ken Kepple
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