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From: cdshaw@watmum.UUCP (Chris Shaw)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Some of my favorites
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Date: Thu, 25-Jul-85 05:23:48 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 25 05:23:48 1985
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In doubt?  Eat hot high-speed death -- the experts' choice in gastric vileness !

Home of Doberman Propulsion Laboratories: The ultimate in watchdog weaponry.

"Like recursion.. (Push!!) ..called for the very first time !"

No part of this message may reproduce, store itself in a retrieval system, or
transmit disease, in any form, without the permissiveness of the author.

I was walking down the street one day, when suddenly... my baloney melted !

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
		- Oscar Wilde

A doze by any other name would be a sleep.
		- Shakesfeare

Face it, disclaimers are for cabbage-brained, addle-pated sluggards,
not well-moneyed postmodern urban types like you & me who can afford a lawyer ! 

Seen on a resume:  "Special skills: I can count to 10 and tie my own shoes"

Pablo Picasso was never called an a$$hole !
		- Repo Man

Chris Shaw    watmath!watmum!cdshaw  or  cdshaw@watmath
University of Waterloo