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From: mff@wuphys.UUCP (Swamp Thing)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: net.fiction
Message-ID: <347@wuphys.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 2-Aug-85 13:17:25 EDT
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Posted: Fri Aug  2 13:17:25 1985
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Organization: Physics Dept., Washington Univ. in St. Louis
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In article <8506@watarts.UUCP> asu@watarts.UUCP (Arts Student Union) writes:
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>Wow, my first article. And about Pradip Snodgass too!
>
>After vapourization, we find our hero and the rabbit, Wascally running
>across a bridge past a group of crazed reactionary Latvian waterpolo
>enthusiasts performing Swan Lake in a duck pond while singing
>La Marseillaise to the tune of "Ain't Necessarily So" a la Jimi 
>Somerville in a medium to high falsetto as the "Flying Midget Garbonzo
>Brothers" leap from ultralights, taking their name too seriously,
>and make strange sounds something akin to the noise made by slapping
>a large green garbage bag filled with pancakes and frogs smothered
>in caramel sauce against the side of the recently launched ocean liner
>"Madonna", ( Like a tug boat, sunk for the very first time ).

Then a farmer came out, shot the rabbit, and in a fit of primitive macho-lust,
picked him up by the head and sucked the brains out through the eye-sockets.
"God, that felt good". procliamed Farmer Bob.  "I think I'll go squish me some
frogs.  Makin too much damn racket.  Just wish I had me some caramel sauce."


						Mark F. Flynn
						Department of Physics
						Washington University
						St. Louis, MO  63130
						ihnp4!wuphys!mff

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