Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2.fluke 9/24/84; site tpvax.fluke.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!qantel!hplabs!tektronix!uw-beaver!fluke!inc From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Ensign Benson, Time Cadet) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Re: fugee donuts Message-ID: <662@tpvax.fluke.UUCP> Date: Thu, 1-Aug-85 12:36:36 EDT Article-I.D.: tpvax.662 Posted: Thu Aug 1 12:36:36 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 4-Aug-85 08:20:34 EDT References: <471@h-sc1.UUCP> <9432@ucbvax.ARPA> <9446@ucbvax.ARPA> Distribution: net Organization: The Digital Circus, Sector R Lines: 31 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** >> I can at least vouch for the often amazing longevity of donuts. I once had >> a standard sugar-glazed one a girl gave me in H.S. in my locker, as a small >> experiment in food preservation, for the whole year. Didn't get moldy at >> all. Sure got hard though. > In college, we kept a bowl of jello with ``whipped cream'' around for an > entire school year. The jello hardened into a cloudy lump, but the topping > remained completely unchanged, either in consistency or color, for the > duration of the experiment. Makes you wonder what it does when you eat it. A guy I used to work with bought a sandwich from a cafeteria line -- it came on a plate covered with Saran Wrap. When I first saw it, it was already 5 years old, and was a continually changing micro-panorama of color. Ther was absolutely no way of telling that the thing had once been a sandwich. In all that time, the molds had never settled into entropy, but must have been waging intense war for supremacy. He called it his pet, and when I left there it was 8 years old and still going strong. -- Ensign Benson -Time Cadet- _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-The Digital Circus, Sector R-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_