Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/17/84 chuqui version 1.7 9/23/84; site nsc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!nsc!larry From: larry@nsc.UUCP (Larry Blanchard) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Re: the guy on the right doesn't stand a chance Message-ID: <3051@nsc.UUCP> Date: Mon, 29-Jul-85 12:39:03 EDT Article-I.D.: nsc.3051 Posted: Mon Jul 29 12:39:03 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 31-Jul-85 04:20:47 EDT References: <4828@allegra.UUCP> Reply-To: larry@nsc.UUCP (Larry Blanchard) Organization: National Semiconductor, Sunnyvale Lines: 29 In article <4828@allegra.UUCP> mp@allegra.UUCP (Mark Plotnick) writes: >>To: info-cobol@mit-mc.arpa > >What follows is the EXACT wording of real(?) advertisement. >Does anyone know what magazine this came from? > > THE GUY ON THE RIGHT DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE. > >The guy on the right has the OSBORNE 1, a fully functional computer >system in a portable package the size of a briefcase. The guy on the >left has an UZI submachine gun concealed in his attache case. Also in >the case are four fully-loaded 32 round clips of 125 grain 9 mm. >ammunition. > The ad was in the Boy Scouts Handbook. Just after the "You can even eat Road Tar and survive" chapter. 1985 edition. -- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- All the worlds a stage, And it leaves in 10 minutes. Larry Blanchard National Semiconductor Sunnyvale, Califiornia {cbosgd,fortune,hplabs,ihnp4,seismo}!nsc!larry nsc!larry@decwrl.ARPA