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From: bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: a joke
Message-ID: <787@aluxe.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 30-Jul-85 12:30:33 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul 30 12:30:33 1985
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I wasn't sure how well this favorite joke of mine would be
received if posted to net.jokes.  So, I posted it here for
guaranteed results.

(joke)
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A woman walked up to a man on the street       
(not realizing he was drunk) and said,
"Excuse me Sir.  Would you please call me a taxi ?"
And the drunk said,                 
"CCCertainlllly Lady. YYYYou're a taxi !!!!"
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