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From: csdf@mit-vax.UUCP (Charles Forsythe)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: the aliens are among us
Message-ID: <487@mit-vax.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 28-Jul-85 22:29:12 EDT
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Posted: Sun Jul 28 22:29:12 1985
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In article <202@gymble.UUCP> fred@gymble.UUCP (Fred Blonder) writes:
>	From: dpn@panda.UUCP (Dr. Time)
>	There is an MIT co-op from the Andromedia Galaxy in the next
>	cubicle from me.  He spends his time teleporting aroung the
>	building and reading our minds...
>
>Of course. Who do you think created net.bizarre anyway?

Certainly not MIT co-op students. They are the lowest kind of scum. The
mental power of an average MIT co-op student does not register on any
test designed for any being more complicated than a fern. The
Andromedans are particularly slow. Their ability to teleport evolved
from an inability to walk very far without stopping to ask "is this
right?" It is said, around here, that an Andromedan cannot teleport and
chew gum at the same time. They often flunk Intro to Breathing (course
#6.170 here at the 'tute). 

Net.bizarre? That was not created by space aliens at all, but rather by
a group of dedicated AMERICAN MIT students working in the mentally
superior UROP program in order to lure unsuspecting communists,
liberals, democrats, homosexuals, and any other synonomous lifeforms into
spilling their insidious anti-AMERICAN guts onto the net. That way they
could easily be located by flag-waving NSA agents for easy disposal.

Do you believe that? If you do then you have already been targeted!
Net.bizzare was designed weed out the Normals, Pinks and Conspiracy
Dupes for the greater glory of Bob! Xist spies have been planted WHERE
YOU WORK! Proof of Bob's global empire can be found IN YOUR PHONE BOOK
(under 'B'). Beware! Don't UNSUBSCRIBE now or you'll get it in 1998!

Still with me? Good don't explain it to ANYBODY.

Any Sub-Genii out there in Bizarre-land?

:-?   <-man smoking pipe (I wonder why)
-- 
Charles Forsythe
CSDF@MIT-VAX
"I can't think of the most offensive thing I've said...
   ...what's your mother's name again?"
-Rev. Wang Zeep