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From: moroney@jon.DEC (Mike Moroney 223-9038)
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Subject: MORE: Smokers enjoy the taste?
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Date: Fri, 19-Jul-85 12:22:37 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul 19 12:22:37 1985
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>A friend of mine claims that one of the reasons he smokes is "for the taste". 
>I never could really understand that, and recently I felt rather nasty.  So I
>stole one of his cigarettes, removed some of the tobacco, and added the
>following flavorful items:  A bit of spiderweb, a piece of maple leaf, a small
>feather, a bit of dirt, some paper towel and a dead ant.  I then repacked the
>cigarette (easier said than done!) and watched when he lit it up.  When he was
>done, I asked him if he enjoyed his cigarette, and he replied in the
>affirmative. I then told him what was in it.  So, my question is, do smokers
>*really*  enjoy the taste, or can they put any burning, obnoxious substance in
>their mouthes? 

It's me, the Madman with the funny cigarettes again.  I felt nasty again so I
repeated this "experiment".  My last posting drew several comments that maybe I
didn't put enough "flavorings" in or that the strong taste of the mixed-in
tobacco overpowered them.  Anyway, I modified 2 cigarettes so they had 1/4
inch of tobacco starting in from the tip, then 1/4 inch of (get this!)
*HORSESHIT*. That's right, Horse manure!  (I hear you flaming already!) My
friend (same one) smoked them and DIDN'T NOTICE!  He smoked 1/4 inch of PURE
HORSESHIT TWICE and DIDN'T NOTICE! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! :-) 
Before you flame me about how I could do that to a friend, we regularly pull
practical jokes on each other, (he has done equally nasty things to me) and
besides, whats the difference? Both are burning weeds, just that one batch has
been through the horse once!   Also, he knows he is a fool for smoking, he
probably would stop if he wasn't "hooked". 

I think that I'll make a cigarette of 100% pure horseshit (except the tip)
sometime. That ought to be interesting.  Anyone want to try it?

Enjoy your cigarettes.

"You claim I'm paranoid?  That				Mike Moroney
PROVES you are all out to get me!"		..decwrl!rhea!jon!moroney