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From: david@daisy.UUCP (David Schachter)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: What's a kiwi?
Message-ID: <117@daisy.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 21-Jul-85 08:49:27 EDT
Article-I.D.: daisy.117
Posted: Sun Jul 21 08:49:27 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 25-Jul-85 06:22:05 EDT
References: <35@uw-june> <560@rduxb.UUCP> <9070@ucbvax.ARPA> <11630@brl-tgr.ARPA>
Reply-To: david@daisy.UUCP (David Schachter)
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In article <11630@brl-tgr.ARPA> ron@brl-tgr.ARPA (Ron Natalie <ron>) writes:
>> 
>> In article <560@rduxb.UUCP> daw1@rduxb.UUCP (WILLIAMS) writes:
>> >> To all you ignoramuses out there a kiwi a bloody BIRD.
>> >Sorry pal. KIWI is shoe polish made in Douglassville, PA
>> 
>> Nah... it's a fuzzy green fruit (that gets picked by large exotic
>> birds with blood stained shoes...)
>> 
>Kiwis are strange people who inhabit an island in the Southern Hemisphere
>somewhere in the vicinity of Australia.
  
"Kiwi" is the word for the garbage on your screen when you are dialing
in over a noisy phone line.  It is caused by the psychic emanations of
strange island people emitted when they kill large exotic birds with
blood-stained shoes that eat fuzzy green fruit.
  
{"Two men enter, one man leaves.  Two men enter, one man leaves.
 Two men enter, one man leaves."  -- MAX MAX BEYOND THUNDERDOME}