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From: b-jones@ttidca.UUCP (Bill Jones)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: WHAT'S A KIWI
Message-ID: <239@ttidca.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 24-Jul-85 11:37:33 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 24 11:37:33 1985
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The KIWI is a flightless bird native to New Zealand. A KIWI resembles
a long legged, pot bellied penguin. A little known fact about the
KIWI is that it is probably the only warm blooded species on the
planet which has a natural foot fetish. For centuries the KIWI 
indulged its fetish unabashedly. But, with the arrival of British
settlers and their concomitant West European morals, the KIWI
learned about the evil of its ways. Although the KIWI refrains
from indulging in its former reprehensible behavior, the desire
is still there. It is a credit to the KIWI's constitution that it
has been able to channel the energy from these repressed desires
into developing a high quality and commercially successful line
of shoe care products.

			ga die mites