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> Does anyone know the words to the M*A*S*H theme song?
> 
> I believe the title is "Suicide is Painless."
> 
> thanks,
> 
> B.K.

Song From M*A*S*H
(Suicide is Painless)

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are with held for me.
I realize and I can see, that

(chorus)
suicide is painless, it brings on many changes,
and I can take or leave it if I please.

Try to find a way to make
All our little joys relate
Without that ever-present hate
Bur now I know that it's too late

(chorus)

The game of life is hard to play,
I'm going to lose it any way,
The losing card I'll someday lay,
So this is all I have to say.

(chorus)

The only way to win, is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat,
And to another give a seat
For that's the only painless feat.

(chorus)

The sword of time will pierce our skins,
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works it's way on in,
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin.

(chorus)