Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site watnot.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watnot!cgoudeseune From: cgoudeseune@watnot.UUCP (Camille Goudeseune) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Humor ala Kernighan Message-ID: <11295@watnot.UUCP> Date: Thu, 18-Jul-85 18:58:51 EDT Article-I.D.: watnot.11295 Posted: Thu Jul 18 18:58:51 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 19-Jul-85 01:08:59 EDT References: <714@vax2.fluke.UUCP> <243@ttrdc.UUCP> <4573@mit-eddie.UUCP> Reply-To: cgoudeseune@watnot.UUCP (Camille Goudeseune) Distribution: net Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 26 Summary: In article <4573@mit-eddie.UUCP> whizzo@mit-eddie.UUCP (David Hardy) writes: >This reminds me of a Fortran compiler I used to use years ago on a >XEROX 560 computer: If you did the following > > ASSIGN xx JAIL > GO TO JAIL > >In the compiler listing would be the following, right after the statement: > GO DIRECTLY. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS. > >Anyone else know of any hidden program 'features' such as this? > > Dave Hardy (whizzo@mit-eddie) > I was talking to a guy a while back who said that a word processor he helped write about ten years back had a nifty quirk: While they were developing it, some enterprising fellow put a machine-code version of Life in a spare 512 bytes sitting around somewhere. But when the program was copied for sales purposes, they'd forgotten to remove it! So if you hit ctrl-alt-Y or some such unlikely combination of keys (I forget which), the text on your screen would immediately be interpreted as 'cells' wherever a character existed (and 'blanks' where spaces were), and future generations would start appearing. I have absolutely no idea what system or what company this program came from, unfortunately :-( . Center of Gravity (Camille Goudeseune at U of Waterloo)