Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 4/15/85; site loral.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!hplabs!sdcrdcf!sdcsvax!sdcc3!sdcc6!loral!sdi From: sdi@loral.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: (One that really happened) Message-ID: <897@loral.UUCP> Date: Fri, 12-Jul-85 11:17:08 EDT Article-I.D.: loral.897 Posted: Fri Jul 12 11:17:08 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 20-Jul-85 01:20:55 EDT References: <762@aluxe.UUCP> <526@rtech.UUCP> <1781@aecom.UUCP> <1785@aecom.UUCP> Reply-To: sdi@loral.UUCP (Steve Irwin) Organization: Loral Instrumentation, San Diego Lines: 14 >One day I heard someone giving directions and the conversation >went like this. > >"You make a left before the traffic circle." > >"How do I know which left is before the traffic circle?" > >"Well when you start going around in a circle you know you went too far." > > How about - "Go down about three miles and make a left where the old school house used to be."