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From: phoenix@ucbtopaz.CC.Berkeley.ARPA (John H. Johnson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Netters for net.bizarre
Message-ID: <1020@ucbtopaz.CC.Berkeley.ARPA>
Date: Thu, 18-Jul-85 08:50:08 EDT
Article-I.D.: ucbtopaz.1020
Posted: Thu Jul 18 08:50:08 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 20-Jul-85 02:20:43 EDT
Reply-To: phoenix@ucbtopaz.UUCP ()
Organization: Univ. of Calif., Berkeley CA USA
Lines: 38
Keywords: Strange, funny, enlightening, no wading.
Summary: How to save a group you might just like!


	Hello net.jokesters!  Your comrades over in net.bizarre need a bit of
a hand.  This group was created originally by accident, and it is only through
several tricks of fate that it still survives.  But it has caught the imagin-
ation of a broad range of people, and we would like to save it.  All you need
to do to help is drop me a line, showing your support.  Just say, "Yes John, I
would like this newsgroup to remain part of the net."  That should take you
maybe a minute, if you type *very* slow.  Send replies to:

				ucbvax!ucbtopaz!phoenix

Your site should recognize ucbvax as one of the backbones, but if not, prepend
an ihnp4; *Everyone* recognizes ihnp4! (-:}

	What *is* this group?  Well, don't take my word for it, read through
it.  If you do not have it(i.e. already removed at your site), I will mail you
the complete set of postings, with *no* shipping and handling charges, and 
**no** tax! [{:-)}  But time is running out..... 

	Please, no flames.  I am aware of the reasons for removal, and that the 
group has an improper origen - but with plenty of mail response we *will* have
the mandated discussion and support, and we already have the volume.  So 
please, open your heart and give generously your one minute - The Stupid
People's Court *deserves* nothing less than net.bizarre.

	And now, to make this appropriate for this group......



How many porcupines does it take to open the refrigerator?

	Thirty seven, but only in Tuscan.  (Ah, the joke generator...)


		0 0		  (Crises?.... What Crises?)
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                \_/               John
                                  Phoenix@ucbtopaz       ucbvax!ucbtopaz!phoenix