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From: woolsey@umn-cs.UUCP (Jeff Woolsey)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Pyromaniac cat joke - (nf)
Message-ID: <776@umn-cs.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 15-Jul-85 00:06:40 EDT
Article-I.D.: umn-cs.776
Posted: Mon Jul 15 00:06:40 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 20-Jul-85 07:41:32 EDT
References: <326@isucs1.UUCP>
Reply-To: woolsey@umn-cs.UUCP (Jeff Woolsey)
Organization: Computer Science Dept., U of Minn, Mpls, MN
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Summary: 

In article <326@isucs1.UUCP> shaver@isucs1.UUCP writes:
>Q: How do you make a cat bark like a dog?
>A: Soak it in gasoline, light it on fire, and it goes "woof!"

You forgot the obligatory companion joke:

Q: How do you make a dog meow like a cat?
A: Freeze it and run it through the band saw.  Meeeeeeeooooooowwwww!!!!

The opinions expressed above are definitely not those of the RSPCA!
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