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From: fohl@cbosgd.UUCP (Mark Fohl)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: One liners + MCP - offensive to Lawyers and certain basketball players (rot 13)
Message-ID: <1325@cbosgd.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 18-Jul-85 16:23:31 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 18 16:23:31 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 20-Jul-85 08:23:06 EDT
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus, Oh
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D. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n fxhax trggvat eha bire ol n pne, naq
   ynjlre trggvat eha bire ol n pne?

N. Gurer ner hfhnyyl fxvq znexf va sebag bs gur fxhax.


D. Jung'f terra naq juvgr naq funirf gjvpr n jrrx?

N. Gur Ghynar Havirefvgl Onfxrgonyy grnz.




Znyr Punhivavfg Cvt Wbxr:

Vg frrzf gung gurer jnf n znyr punhivavfg cvt jub unq guerr tveysevraqf.
Ur jnagrq gb qb bar bs gurz n snibe ol zneelvat ure, ohg ur pbhyqa'g
pubbfr nzbat gurz.  Nf n grfg bs gur guerr tveyf, ur tnir gurz rnpu
$2000.  Gur svefg bar obhtug $2000 jbegu bs pybgurf sbe uvz.  Gur frpbaq
tvey obhtug $2000 jbegu bs pybgurf sbe urefrys.  Gur guveq tvey vairf-
grq gur zbarl, znqr $6000, obhtug $2000 jbegu bs pybgurf sbe uvz, $2000
jbegu bs pybgurf sbe urefrys, naq tnir uvz onpx uvf $2000.  Juvpu tvey
qvq ur zneel?  Gung'f rnfl: gur bar jvgu gur ovt gvgf!


					Sbuyfxv

-- 
					Fohlski

--> She was only a stable boy's daughter,
    but all the horsemen knew her.