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From: shaver@isucs1.UUCP
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Subject: Pyromaniac cat joke
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Date: Fri, 12-Jul-85 15:28:05 EDT
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Nf-From: isucs1!shaver    Jul  5 18:34:00 1985


[Ker Munch]

Simply a joke:


Q: How do you make a cat bark like a dog?
		[insert your own LF's here]
A: Soak it in gasoline, light it on fire, and it goes "woof!"

{You may substitute your least-favorite animal for the word "cat"}

-Dave Shaver    ...[okstate, umn-cs, csu-cs]!isucs1!shaver
[Iowa State University - Ames, IA]  These are my comments, no one elses.