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From: etan@tellab1.UUCP (Nate Stelton)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Hong Kong dong
Message-ID: <518@tellab1.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 18-Jul-85 15:13:20 EDT
Article-I.D.: tellab1.518
Posted: Thu Jul 18 15:13:20 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 20-Jul-85 11:43:42 EDT
Reply-To: etan@tellab3.UUCP (Nate Stelton)
Organization: Tellabs, Inc., Lisle, IL
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This guy visiting Taiwan on a business trip was enjoying the pleasures of the
nearby red light district, when one day he noticed that his penis had turned
yellow and pusy and very sick looking.  He goes to a local doctor who, upon
examining the afflicted member, shakes his head and says, "Ah-so, you have-a
Hong Kong dong!  Velly sillious. Must amputate immediately."

The poor guy freaks out, and not wanting to accept the diagnosis, seeks a
second opinion (from another doctor).  "Hong Kong dong.  Will have to cut off
now!".

Still not ready to believe it, he goes to yet a third doctor.  This doctor
looks and silently, slowly shakes his head and mutters, "Hong Kong dong".
"Oh god, please don't tell me it has to be amputated!", the hapless fellow
cries.  "Ah-so, no need to worry about that", says the doctor, cracking a
faint smile, "in two weekee it forr off!"

                      -etan