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From: jeand@ihlpg.UUCP (AMBAR)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Weird reasoning
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Date: Fri, 19-Jul-85 16:17:13 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul 19 16:17:13 1985
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>>>	1 ) God is Love
>>>	2 ) Love is Blind
>>>	3 ) Ray Charles is blind
>>>	4 ) therefore Ray Charles is God!
>> 
>> 1 ) nothing is better than eternal life
>>       sex is
>> 2 ) a ham sandwich is better than nothing
>>       so is masterbation
>> 3 ) therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal life
>> 
>> --
>> Human:    Gordon Davisson
> 
> if you are going to steal jokes pleas make them funner.
 
Yes, why don't you?

> do you know what you get if you put 5 duck in a box
> 
> a box of quackers
> 
> Name:	David Turner

How about this one (it's stolen, but it's funny.)

Beware of quantum ducks.  QUARK! QUARK!
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