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From: michael@saber.UUCP (Mike Marria)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: true story
Message-ID: <1707@saber.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 17-Jul-85 19:25:10 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 17 19:25:10 1985
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Organization: Saber Technology, San Jose, CA
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	A friend of mine was manager at a very nice coastal resturant, her
name is Vicki.
	One evening, the hot water heater need to be relit, so she
proceeded to it, removed her shoes, and got down  to relight the pilot.
	Unfortuneatly for Vicki, she ignited the pilot, and with a loud
WUMP!! most of her hair. Being aware that she wasn't badly damaged, her
first thought was her vanity. Vicki rushes off to see what can be done
to the remainder of her hair and eyebrows in the ladies room.
	Meanwhile, most of the staff and several customers came to see
what the WUMPF!!! was about. There they stood in shock until a nervous
laughter started, seeing all that remained in front of water heater
was Vicki's shoes.





ZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Name:	Michael R. Marria
Mail:	Saber Technology, 2381 Bering Drive, San Jose, California 95131
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