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From: dave@rlgvax.UUCP (Dave Maxey)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Humor ala Kernighan
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Date: Thu, 18-Jul-85 11:12:35 EDT
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> In Kernighan & Ritchie's book on C, a component in one of their examples of a
> "struct" caused me to say "Don't I wish!":
> 
> 	double salary;
> 
> -- 
> -- Jeff Sargent
> {decvax|harpo|ihnp4|inuxc|ucbvax}!pur-ee!pucc-h!aeq
> If you don't bet your life on at least one wild-looking chance before you die,
> then you won't have really lived....

In response: I dug this program up out of my /tires directory.  Some day I
intend to write the include file so that it will compile and do something
interesting when it runs.

/*
 *	funcode - isn't Unix fun?
 */
#include "fundefs.h"

#define SIMPLE 1024
#define of 0
double trademark[SIMPLE];
double *Unix = Multics;

long time, no_see;
typedef char to, kiss_me;

main(augghc, augghv)
char **augghv;
{
	register to vote;
	int we_got_fun;

	footnote();
	*Unix += (double)((double)toil & trouble);
	if (problem)
		direction = (whoknows *)answer;

	write(a, letter, home);
}

footnote()
{
	double laboratories = 2;

	*Unix = trademark[of] + '\07' + laboratories;
}

/*
 *			- Dave Maxey (alias tbm)
 *			{seismo,mcnc,brl-bmd,allegra}!rlgvax!dave
 */