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From: crandell@ut-sally.UUCP (Jim Crandell)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: political_definitions
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Date: Thu, 18-Jul-85 18:08:17 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 18 18:08:17 1985
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> Some political definitions ....
> Communism: You have two cows. The goverment takes both of
> ---------  them and gives you part of the milk.

...

> Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy
> ----------  a bull.

[Paulsen's addendum]
DeGaulleism: Nobody has any cows -- just a lot of bull.
-- 

    Jim Crandell, C. S. Dept., The University of Texas at Austin
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