Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site gsg.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!think!mit-eddie!genrad!decvax!gsg!kathy From: kathy@gsg.UUCP (Kathryn Smith) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Bogus Asm Instructions Message-ID: <39@gsg.UUCP> Date: Fri, 19-Jul-85 15:34:44 EDT Article-I.D.: gsg.39 Posted: Fri Jul 19 15:34:44 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 21-Jul-85 03:59:54 EDT Organization: General Systems Group, Salem, NH Lines: 96 The following list of assembler instructions sprang from the fertile minds of bored student consultants at the Unversity of New Hampshire over a period of about the last ten years. It appeared in the consultants monthly newsletter, and I thought people might find them amusing.... AII Acknowledge and Ignore Interrupt BAH Branch and Hang BBBF Branch on Bit Bucket Full BCF Branch on Chip Box Full BCPBR Byte Core; Prune Branch if Rotten BCR Backspace Card Reader BD Backspace Disk BFSM Bend, Fold, Spindle and Mutilate BOHP Bribe Operator for Higher Priority BPO Branch on Power Off BSC Burst Selector Channel BSO Branch on Sleepy Operator BSST Back Space and Stretch Tape BTI Blow Trumpet Immediate CCS Chinese Character Set CLC Clear Low Core (Bytes 0 - 100) CRN Convert to Roman Numerals CUN Cancel All User Numbers DAC Divide and Conquer DACFAM Divide All Company Funds Among Programmers DDC Dump Disk (in hexadecimal) on Console DEC Destroy External Computer DPK Destroy Storage Protect Key ED Eject Disk EIO Execute Invalid Op-Code EMW Emulate Maytag Washer EROM Erase Read-Only Memory EXOI Execute Operator Immediate FSG Fill Screen with Garbage FSR Forms Skip and Run Away HCF Halt and Catch Fire HIOB Hijack I/O Bus IA Illogical And II Inquire and Ignore ITT Ignore Telephone Ties KCE Kill Consultant on Error LSD Lose Significant Digits LSPSW Load and Scramble PSW MC Move Continuous MILI Move It or Lose It MLB Memory Shift Left and Branch MST Mount Scotch Tape MVLMR Move and Lose Machine Room MVLR Move and Lose Record MWC Move and Warp Core PAS Punch In ASCII PBC Print and Break Chain PEB Punch In EBCDIC PL Prune Leaf (from Binary Tree) PLSC Perform Light Show on Console PM Punch in Morse Code POI Punch Operator Immediate PPSW Pack Program Status Word PR78 Play Record (78 RPM Compatability) PS Punch in Semaphore PSM Print and Smear RCR Rewind Card Reader RDDI Reverse Disk Drive Immediate RFSC Read, Feed, and Shred Card RIG Read Inter-Record Gap RNR Read Noise Record ROM Read Operator's Mind RPB Read Print and Blush RPW Route Print Out to Wastebasket RRR Read Record and Run Away RSD Read and Shuffle Deck RT Reduce Throughput RTHO Ring Telephone of Head of Operations (After Midnight Only) SD Slip Disk SLP Sharpen Light Pencil SP Scatter Print SPDD Spin Dry Disk SRC Short Rinse Cycle SSD Seek and Scar Disk SWOM Store on Write Only Memory TPC Turn On Pleasure Circuit TPD Triple Pack Decimal TPO Turn Power Off UCB Uncouple CPU and Branch UER Update and Erase Record WDEG Withdraw Disk Arm With Erase Gap On WNR Write Noise Record WQT Write Quadrophonic Tape WWLR Write Wrong-Length Record XNH Execute No-Op and Hang from: Kathy Smith (...!decvax!gsg!kathy)