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From: ouyang@avsdT.BERKNET (Hai Ouyang)
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Subject: joke
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Date: Thu, 18-Jul-85 17:07:55 EDT
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A sergeant said to his company of marines who just landed on a beach under
heavy bombardment during WWII: "I have a good news and a bad news of which
one you want to hear first?"
"The bad news!", the soldiers reply unanimously.
"The bad news is that each everyone of you must make 50 sandbags before dark".
"So what is the good news, Sir?", the tired soldiers asked,














"The good news is there are a lot of sand here!!".