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From: tmoody@sjuvax.UUCP (T. Moody)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Crime and Punishment
Message-ID: <1197@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 19-Jul-85 17:27:19 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul 19 17:27:19 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 22-Jul-85 04:16:26 EDT
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Organization: St. Joseph's University, Phila. PA.
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Priests who are found guilty of wrongdoing are defrocked, while attorneys 
are disbarred.  But, as any idiot can see, it should be dressmakers who
are defrocked, not priests.  And drunks should be disbarred, not
attorneys.  I say, LET THE PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME!

Ergo,

Loan sharks should be disinterested.
Sewer workers should be deterred.
Empiricists should be exhumed.
Bureaucrats should be deformed.
Database programmers should be disarrayed.
People who have second thoughts should be deified.
Italian bowlers should be debauched.
Nuns should be uninhabited. (Yow!)
Watchmakers should be devoured.
Devotees of "I Spy" reruns should be exculpated.
Virgins should be dismissed.
Horticulturists, on the other hand, should be deflowered.
Winos should be deported.
Actors should be displayed.
Feminists should be deliberated.
Witches should be dispelled.
Furriers should be disabled.
Masturbators should be disabused.
Manufacturers of modern birth control devices should be expunged.

Perhaps you folks have some suggestions.

Todd C. Moody
Department of Philosophy
St. Joseph's University
Philadelphia, PA   19131