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From: frederic@ubvax.UUCP (Frederic Bach)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Barbudo.
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Date: Thu, 18-Jul-85 13:09:42 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 18 13:09:42 1985
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	Secret Agent 006.5 has been sent on a mission to a small
	Central America country, which has recently received the
	help of a strong group of Cuban counsellors and military
	advisors.
	006.5 is now outside a secret camp in the jungle, knowing
	he must get into the camp to really find out what is going
	on. As he waits, a Cuban officer, in army gear, and with
	a thick black beard comes up to the sentry and says, pointing
	to his beard : "Barbudo!", and the sentry lets him in. And
	in about half an hour, ten officers manage to pass through
	the checkpoint by just displaying thick black beards and
	saying "Barbudo!". Even Fidel Castro comes by, shows his
	hairy chin, and adds the cuban Sesame : "Barbudo!"
	So 006.5 who hasn't got a beard, but brains, walks up to
	the gate. Of course the soldier immediatly notices the
	absence of hair on our friends face, except for eyebrows
	maybe. But 006.5 in a very low voice says : "Barbudo!"
	and pulling down his pants and brief he adds :

	"Servicios Secretos!"

				Frederic

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