Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site fortune.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!fortune!polard From: polard@fortune.UUCP (Henry Polard) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Crime and Punishment Message-ID: <5380@fortune.UUCP> Date: Mon, 22-Jul-85 15:58:26 EDT Article-I.D.: fortune.5380 Posted: Mon Jul 22 15:58:26 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 25-Jul-85 03:09:04 EDT References: <1197@sjuvax.UUCP> Reply-To: polard@fortune.UUCP (Henry polard) Distribution: net Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA Lines: 19 Summary: In article <1197@sjuvax.UUCP> tmoody@sjuvax.UUCP (T. Moody) writes: >*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** >Priests who are found guilty of wrongdoing are defrocked, while attorneys >are disbarred. But, as any idiot can see, it should be dressmakers who >are defrocked, not priests. And drunks should be disbarred, not >attorneys. I say, LET THE PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME! > >Ergo, Most of these came from an issue of Playboy magazine published in the summer of 1968. A couple I remember: Diplomats will be left disconsolate. Conductors will be made disconcerted. -- Henry Polard (You bring the flames - I'll bring the marshmallows.) {ihnp4,cbosgd,amd}!fortune!polard N.B: The words in this posting do not necessarily express the opinions of me, my employer, or any AI project.