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From: wcs@ho95e.UUCP (x0705)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: political_definitions
Message-ID: <134@ho95e.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 22-Jul-85 19:03:31 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul 22 19:03:31 1985
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Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ
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> > Some political definitions ....
> > Communism: You have two cows. The goverment takes both of
> > ---------  them and gives you part of the milk.
> 
> ...
> 
> > Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy
> > ----------  a bull.
> 
> [Paulsen's addendum]
> DeGaulleism: Nobody has any cows -- just a lot of bull.
> -- 

Reaganomics - If you have two cows, the government takes one of them
	and gives you a lot of bull.  If you have one cow, the govenment
	takes one of them and gives you a lot of bull.
-- 
Bill Stewart, AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ 1-201-949-0705 ihnp4!ho95c!wcs