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From: keith@uiucme.uiucme
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Subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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Date: Tue, 23-Jul-85 09:08:00 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul 23 09:08:00 1985
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Naturally, grave robbers would be disinterred.
Hearty eaters will be digusted.
Gourmets, on the other hand, will be trepanned.
Epidemologists would be disinfected.
And traders in the skins of endangered species woul be . . .   deferred.




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Keith
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"What with the Norman invasion, bringing a disdain for everything Anglo-
Saxon, and the exaggerated gentility of the Victorian era, the English
have simply lost the ability to cuss a blue streak."

                       - John Ciardi

                         (Not an exact quote, but this flavor and
                          meaning.  "Cuss a blue streak" is an
                          exact quote.  Saw this in the Christian
                          Science Monitor, in an advert for NPR)





Of COURSE you know who John Ciardi is!  You read his poetry in Junior
Literature.