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From: sed408@ihlpg.UUCP (s. dugan)
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Subject: Re: just a joke (One that really happened)
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Date: Wed, 24-Jul-85 14:48:17 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 24 14:48:17 1985
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> > .....10:00 at night, the photographer responed "But I'm using a flash....."
> > -- 
> > Erik Mintz
> They were trying to capture the clourful illumination of the falls with disc 
> or instamatic cameras with automatic (built-in) flash units. 
> --
> Richard Jeffreys

I know this may be a rather dumb question, but wouldn't that work?  I was told that
with an instematic, if you put the flash on, it opens the aperture (sp?) a little.
Therefore, although the light from the flash might not reach the subject, the
aperature is still opened and you have a better chance of getting a picture.  I always
used to put in a used flash so that I wouldn't waste one.

Anyway, here's the joke:

Two Scottish lassies were strolling along the hills one day when they happened upon a
Scottish sheepherd propped up against a boulder, sound asleep.  

Lassie #1:  You know, I've always wondered what a Scottsman wears under his kilt.

Lassie #2:  Shall we look?

Lassie #1:  Yes, lets.

They gently lift up the Scottsman's kilt (being careful not to wake him) and lo and
behold, he isn't wearing a stich under his kilt!  Well, the girls decide to leave him
a little present.  Lassie #1 took a little blue bow out of her hair and tied it around
the Scottsman's "pride and joy".

A little while later, the Scottsman wakes up and discovers he needs to "answer Mother
Nature's call".  He walks over to a tree and opens his kilt.  Lo and behold, there's
the present that the girls left him.

Scottsman:  (Speaking to his "pride and joy")  I don't know where you were while I was
asleep, but you sure won the first prize!


-- 

Sarah E. Dugan
"You have to kiss a lot of frogs
before you find a prince."

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