Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ucdavis.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!ucbvax!ucdavis!ccrms From: ccrms@ucdavis.UUCP (ccrms) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: shaggy dog story Message-ID: <391@ucdavis.UUCP> Date: Thu, 25-Jul-85 13:51:38 EDT Article-I.D.: ucdavis.391 Posted: Thu Jul 25 13:51:38 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 27-Jul-85 02:48:21 EDT Distribution: net Organization: University of California, Davis Lines: 14 It seems there were two frogs sitting on a lilly pad, when all of a sudden, a fly came along. One frog put out his tongue, ate the fly, and started laughing histerically. Soon the other frog joined in the laughter. Later in the day, the other frog ate a fly and the two frogs burst out in laughter. As time went on, the frogs enjoyed the flies so much that the sight of a fly would cause them to double up with pleasure (if it's possible for frogs to double up!). But of course, the most pleasure came when the fly was actually eaten. A third frog hopped up to the first two and asked what was so funny. The first frog answered "Time." "Huh?" asked the third frog. The second frog exlained: "Time's fun when your having flies"