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From: kathyv@tektronix.UUCP (Kathy Vineyard)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Request for nun jokes - Offensive to cows
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Date: Thu, 25-Jul-85 22:38:56 EDT
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A couple of months ago, there were a bunch of nun/priest jokes going around,
and I failed to save them.  Did anyone happen to save them?  I would appreciate
it if someone could mail me them!  Thanks!

Obligatory joke(s):


Q.	What do you call a cow without any legs?

A.	Ground beef.


Q.	What do you call a cow with three legs?

A.	Lean.


Q.	What do you call a cow with two legs?

A.	Extra Lean.


Kathyv
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