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From: frederic@ubvax.UUCP (Frederic Bach)
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Subject: Nun, nun, nun...
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Date: Wed, 24-Jul-85 12:21:02 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 24 12:21:02 1985
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[ An oldie, yet possibly still a goodie. ]

	These three nuns die together in a convent fire, and no
	doubt they are rushed directly to paradise. As they get
	there, St. Peter greets them warmly and then explains
	them the simple rules of the game : "You have been good
	nuns all your lives, which you have devoted to the Lord,
	therefore to get into Paradise you will only have to answer
	a very simple question. Sister Mary of the Saints of the
	Latter days, who was the first man on earth ?" "Adam...?"
	Trumpets start blowing, horns sound, lights shine and the
	doors fly open for sister Mary...
	"Sister Louise of the Wood of the Holy Cross, who was the
	first woman on earth ?" "Eve...?"
	Trumpets start blowing, horns sound, lights shine and the
	doors fly open for sister Louise...
	"Sister Magdalena of the Blood on the Holy Cloth, what was
	the first thing the first woman said to the first man ?"
	Sister Magdalena... stares in astonishment, and mumbles
	"Gee, that's a hard one..."
	Trumpets start blowing...

				Frederic

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