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From: cagordon@watnot.UUCP (Chris A. Gordon)
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Subject: opcodes
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Date: Sat, 27-Jul-85 19:58:32 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jul 27 19:58:32 1985
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Here's my adaptation of some of the 6502 (no remarks please!) opcodes' meanings:


	ADC	Add then Dump Core
	AND	Access Nuclear Device
	ASL	Addlib Silly Lines
	BCC	Branch then Chew Card
	BCS	Branch then Crash System
	BEQ	Begin Executing Q*bert
	BIT	Break It Totally
	BMI	Begin Munching Insides
	BNE	Begin the Nonsense Evaluator
	BPL	Beg and PLead!
	CLC	Complain... Loop... Complain...
	CLD	Choke.. rattLe.. Die..
	CLI	Conditionally Lie on Interrupt
	EOR	Execute Old Reel
	JMP	Jog Memory of Programmer
	JSR	Jerky System Response
	LDA	List, Dump and Annihilate.
	LSL	Let System Lock up
	LSR	Load System Recursively
	ORA	Open. Read. Annihilate.
	PHA	PusH All the way in
	PHP	PusH Part of the way in
	PLA	PulL All the way out
	PLP	PulL Part of the way out
	RTI	Resist Temptation to Interrupt
	RTS	Resist Temptation to Stare
	SBC	Start Breaking Computer
	SEC	Start Executing Computer
	SED	Start Eating Disk-drive (sounds familiar!)
	SEI	Stop Everything Immediately
	STA	Store Then Annihilate
	TAX	this one's too obvious!
	TAY	Tape Access.....Yank!
	TSX	Talk SeXy
	TXA	Take X-rays of All
	TXS	Take X-rays of Secretary
	TYA	TrY to Abolish


--
From the lonely nimble fingers of CAGG.(or you can call me `nodrog' but that's
another story..)