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From: jha@uiucdcsp.Uiuc.ARPA
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Subject: Three greatest lies
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Date: Fri, 26-Jul-85 11:48:00 EDT
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New set of 3 greatest lies:

	1) I will start my diet tomorrow.

	2) We service what we sell.

	3) We'll keep your resume on file.

		[ Lifted from Reader's Digest, August 1985 ]

Manoj K. Jha
University of Illinois
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